i'm a silly, sarcastic cynic, who happens to be a comic. you'll either love my humor,or think i'm too fuckin' silly.

i moved out to los angeles in 2001 to pursue comedy, and comedy acting full time. no, i didn't stop doing music. everyone keeps emailing me asking if i stopped making music and dj'ing. no, i didn't. that's how i make my living!!! i ain't making shit yet tellin' a few jokes. but, give me a little time.

i do have to admit that i'm getting pretty tired of the traveling. how much do i fly? i've flown over 2 million miles on nwa, and since i moved over to delta 7 years ago, i'm already close to another 3 million miles since moving to la! 5 million total. that's a lot of flying!!! the countries i've performed have been a blast, but it's time i slow my ass down, and focus on the next phase of my career, which is pursuing comedy and comedy ACTING in LA. there are good and bad things about this city. good things: the opportunities, weather, mountains, palm trees, ocean, SHOPPING. bad things are few, but mainly it's the fake ass people!

what i did find out by living here is that these mofo's out here in the city of lost angeles leaves a lot to be desired when it comes to friendships and such. so, i don't bother too much. it's just me, beautiful wife, and my twin brother, kelvin, out here holdin' it down. i have a few close cool friends, but everyone else, with their fake sensibilities, can kiss the baby!